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quake.ie columns hearty laugh
 05/09/2002   hearty laugh661 views | 0 replies 
Jay
Dave Jeffreys




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before coming down to the breakfast cave every morning, osama bin laden
would look into his magical mirror and ask, "mirror mirror on the wall,
who's the biggest arsehole of them all?"

the mirror would reply, "you are osama".

that would make his day and he would arrive at the breakfastcave with a huge
smile on his face, before indulging in his goat's milk and dried cowpat
cereal. not a day went by when he wouldn't ask the mirror, and every day the
mirror would confirm his question. yes, he was in fact, the biggest arsehole
of them all.

one day, osama arrived at the breakfast table with a huge scowl on his face,
and he was obviously very upset. one of his eleven wives summoned up the
courage to ask him, "what's wrong osama?"
.
.
.

osama replied, "who the f*ck is roy keane?"

 
 
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