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| lately, i thought i was good at quake. i'm nearly used to my lpb status. i've gone unbeaten on good servers for considerable duel marathons 9 for 0 being the longest, so triumphant cocky and boisterous i wander on blueyonder the other evening extremely caffeinated. i run into an unnamed player versus legocock or legoman (hardly important seeing as it was obviously sid) yer man unnamed was practically giving him head with his lush words. can i interview you? have you ever signed a girls tits, i know its you, ive seen your cfg with net settings!!!!! cl_maxpackets 65, rate 7200 or something, thats where he got admittance you get the general idea if your not a rainman.
my connect was terrible, my ping said 70-80 but it felt like a modem, strange i thought, the sound was all spiky and glitchy for lack of better words. this is the second time my isdn felt like that, the last time was earlier this week playing all you donkey biscuits on 4v4 tdm on vishnu. does that happen? remember without feedback we cant continue to grow and provide support!
i went 5-0 down within 2 minutes mainly due to lack of awareness due to sound spikes and cooled down lg. this is where the biafran got over confident of a rape without hiding in bushes so i shafted him anally as he was jumping into the teleporter looking for a 50 bag of health. i spawn raped him several times to go 6-5 up. i always try spawn rape against better players.
its hard to distinguish the very good players from the good players until you feel their shaft.
anyways he used strange tactics like standing beside a teleporter and jumping up and down with a sg which miraculously took 70health at a time from 70 yards away!!! ffs the shotgun in q3 could shoot down an f-16 over bagdhad in fairness. my rockets owned him but his shaft was greasy and clammy and wh00ped my ass. final score 23-9 but id like a rematch on vishnu.
i'm looking forward to going to ul, however my work christmas party is on the friday so i wont be there till after i have the cure in scholars - stables at approx 2-3pm. g0blan my computer is coming also, hes half cast so no rascist vibes please, consisting of a black case and white keyboard monitor. #anybody who even fragged me in h2oford is dead. i had a retarded hamster of a puter then. your names are all written in goats blood on my bedside with little or no spelling errors. aliases wont work as i have conducted psycho-analysis of each of your backgrounds and know likely names of local hurlers and pubs that you may use. for instance coldsalmon might be hotsalmon or after further investigation named after a bottled water due to subliminal thought from watching that add on tv with bears and shit.
in other news i'd like to become a mercenary for any clan that still plays tdm out there?? you can pay me in stonehouse cider and ill sit on the red armour like a ducks arse but i know you all love ctf at the moment which benji is trying to get me to play.
its rare i watch demos these days but this is a good one for people with too much time/bandwidth on their hands http://www.cyberfight.org/getfile.php?file_id=8135 and http://www.cyberfight.org/getfile.php?file_id=7655 - for those of you who like tight ones, also you've just got to love the russians. why are these dudes so good? is it their subsistant economy? is it a 'way out' of sorts? does it provide the necessary timespan to get over the wodka withdrawal from yesterday? or are they nercisstic about quake? oh one more just popped in, are they in training for their mandatory military service and spetnaz recruitment? we'd all be in trouble if alexander kalashnikov starts playing quake, his reactions might be slow at 47 though.
in other non-quake related news, i'm having my 21st next weekend in limerick and i plan on being comatose for a day or two. you are invited on 2 principles. you must swear not to mention the word shaft and also you have to be washed. that is all.
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quake.ie 
battered buzz.
Although, chances are this wasnt the Lego man that i know, but id still pwn you any day
,part from that,have you ever thought of takeing up wrighting?i had to laugh at your column,see you at UL.
