Rapier Rapp

clan : n8z
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| if i omitted you from the short list its because a. you are shit b. i've never seen you play or c. go play ut.
first up i think i'll give a basic rundown of my clan-mates as i know their games pretty well by now:
mooner mindphuck - he will play a bit then go fix the server to suit koopas exceedingly strange settings 
vin 'loal' (c) - a very good multi-quaker, decent level of aim and intelligence, defo top 5 in ireland and if he is on form could win outright.
saik the steak - pulls shots out of his cavities and plays with sporadic hit and run tactics. never seen this man on lan even, strangely enough. in with a good chance.
destypants - this young wicklaw bai plays with brain and aim, is defo capable of beating 99% of fellow irish quakers esp. on a certain map.
melogay - the esr/swedish gay has been noted as a successor to what is sam's throne. lan'ed with sam last week and seemingly emerged victorius. top 3.
now for the nd niggaz.
ronin 'zero' condom - probably has never been out of the top 10 in any edition of quake he has played. plays with aggression and is good with all weapons. could go far if he is hiding secrets **cough lan with beast**
beast - the inseperable nd 'twin' of zero is always good even if he hasnt played quake in the last decade. dueled him on a few maps at ul, ggz indeed. practice = top 5 at 'b'least.
over'gaylord' - this man has an awful habit of playing crap online and turning up to lans with arse kicking ability. don't think he is playing a lot lately but then again he has been playing so he long practice doesnt come into it. top 10.
sam 'schizoid' ......samfishspace_lizard need i say more - he plays quake like his name suggests, but if he is on form ill be in the pub.
bunny - really havent seen rommel playing q3 esp. duels but i can already guess the russian style - 13 spins.
the fish(fuck? zero?) heads
spaceman - have dueled this man a few times online, a much improved player who could spring a suprise (not anymore coz i said it here).
blowjobos 'r' us
we have a 2some of carl and benji attending this lan and by visible accounts, they will be right up there on the practice stakes. everytime i go online i see the bois with a q3 tag at the end of their name. i suppose i should mention that benji beat me when i was in fairyland on a saturday night otherwise ill get slated at the lan by this irc 'personality'.
jb-benji - has definitly improved lately, probably by investing time and some thought into his game, expect mass suicide if benji wins this event and of course compass scratchings into school desks 'i am der ownager'. benji's life would be complete with victory this weekend.
carl - this ozman boasts a sensitivity zero4 would be proud of, a decent player who plays with a brain sometimes and runs away better than a russian with 10000 roubles on the line in the times he is not. carl will go back to oz to avoid the weather here with the winnings.
if i offended anyone its because a. i meant to b. you are a pussy who 'survival of the fittest hasnt had time for' or c. i think i can beat you in a real life fiot with deckchairs. breaking news.....just in somebody beat anarki on nightmare, up to this only nemisis could do this?!?!?!!? will we have a no holds barred zwei hunnnndred euro duel between these rare players?
due to a massive influx of emails and fans on irc pming me i have decided to do some requests on the 'comment' mentioned' playa's.
jedi 'liltsober' - this man has been playing quake3 longer than your grandma has beening cutting steel toenails, in fact he may have been the first to beat a hurt meh plenteh bot on dm17! im not quite familiar with his playing style but hey who needs one when you have the 'force' within you.
danish pastry - i have no idea who this guy is but biohazard showed me his clans website.....he plays ra3...nuff said.
ndz3on - this guy plays with flare(pun fully intended), kinda came out of nowhere in my opinion, but could have been a time with me on one of my exiles from q3, anyway i have pld tdm pickup and a couple of ahem matches with this guy, seems the part possible winner.
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