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| hi. i would like to introduce myself.
my name is rixkakorzdz suxdenzborgszzzz.
i have been a professional gamer for 5 years now, however being a pro gamer is not all about flashy keychains and eating teh most expensive meal at mcdonalds. behind the glamour and internet fan boys there is a cruel reality.
let me start the story:
on the 23rd of february i competed in the second biggest lan / competition in the world. dorkside. at this lan were high profile player such as blue-wing and that guy with the space lizard equipmentz.
i won, and i was a hero. i walked down the corridor and people rippped there clothes apart and violently rubbing their nipples at me. i was finally famouzze. actually i was already famouzze but i was finally the master champion of the world.
however, after this it all started going downhill.
people were asking me questions such as "what will u do now famouzze gamer of world??" "will u compete more and stay famoze gamers?!!!?" "r u gay? for 30 eurzo i will sucks u /vin"
i started doing drugs to cope with the pressure. i stopped gaming and devoted my time to narcotics and loads of masturbation.
my life went down the drain. all the friends i never had left me. women rejected me because of the wankstains on my pants. excellent funny smart and funny very intelligent person devore rejected my love. now after 3 long years of drug abuse following that competition i am finally going into sobriety. i will not start gaming instead i will teach about gaming, gaming is satan. i will teach you how not to play games. i will teach you the basis of not starting the quake3 for only €1000 every time you do not start quake3. if i had the opportunity to go back and change something i would say "hey, i will have to pay melachi €1000 to save me".
anyhow, it has been a long and rocky hard 29 years in prison just because i was a famouze cpl star boy player. look at me now, i have nothing but atleast i am back on track to live life and put my wounds behind me. and put wounds in ur behind. yea u like that. what u wearing? a/s/l u hot? yea u want that bitch yea yea ooo.
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