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01/05/2003

the melogay show

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Rapier
Rapp

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after bob recently interviewed koopa, melachi came running to me (bobs agent) asking for an interview to boost his ego. i agreed for a wholesome fee of half his pro-gamer earnings. at least now it wont circulate back into rich already, sweden. here is mel's story.
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01/05/2003 23:27

anonymous

haha, i dont get nervous you gay, im just shite.. there is a difference

fishx2!

01/05/2003 23:28

anonymous

if i ever spend time and get good again, im going to rape you like a donkey, COS IM SUPEREVIL WOW AND IT EXCITES ME

fishx2!

01/05/2003 23:29

anonymous

I STILL OWNSOR YOU ON T4 AND IM SHITE OKE?

fishx2

01/05/2003 23:30

anonymous

i forgot but i was going to say something really cool here

fishx2

01/05/2003 23:40

Nexus
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Fuck off
clan : fish heads

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as i said.

01/05/2003 23:59

melachi
Nasty fucker

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not if i spend time getting betta than good, and joor sleeping bag wasnt smelly before u 'came' to my house. i just marked my territoryu on it. haha ur rail was 15% at superlan I Wouldve CUT U UP PUTO, I GONA DO THE SAME TO THIS PEJENDO SOON.

nexus ur opinion/grunt is greatly unvalued, try again when you grow a vegetable for thinking k thx.

02/05/2003 00:06

anonymous

you cant get better than me esee, im THE BEST, eyy you can be my hombre though, alright? HA HA HA

YOU CANT CUT UP LA ONDE ESSE, the pendejo is another matter

fishx2

02/05/2003 00:06

melachi
Nasty fucker

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and people who take it too seriously are probably gay, cause im not gaay anyway.
thats a benders stach ur wearing

02/05/2003 00:16

melachi
Nasty fucker

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EY LA ONDA FOR LIFE YO
NO MAN LA ONDA IS GREATER THAN LIFE

02/05/2003 18:10

#10

Nexus
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Fuck off
clan : fish heads

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your the most stupid fucker ive ever met. and thats my opinion/grunt. unlike ure little attempts at stringing english sentences together/Talkin shit.

02/05/2003 20:41

#11

melachi
Nasty fucker

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haha funny how your grammar fails with the first word you say.
Enough said.

03/05/2003 13:42

#12

Rapier
Rapp

clan : n8z

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now now boys i wont have my works of art zigraced by such nonsense

04/05/2003 13:26

#13

Nexus
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Fuck off
clan : fish heads

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Attack my grammar. i wont be able to sleep properly knowing of the insults that have scorned me on the net, by a small little swedish gay

.yes i am hurt

05/05/2003 11:45

#14

anonymous

nice reading, more interviews pls rapp!

sno

12/05/2003 18:04

#15

x0n
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What exactly was nice about reading such a muddled jumble of verbal vomit? It actually made more sense after I put it through DadaDodo. I was particulary enamoured with the insight of conversational snippets like:



[20:24:30] <[4K^melachi]> Swedish is a much more complex language

[20:24:32] <[4K^melachi]> so there are about

[20:24:33] <[4K^melachi]> 50 ways

[20:24:34] <[4K^melachi]> to say fuck off

In fact, I feel more 31337 now that I ever did. Yes, keep it up. More of the same pls, meanwhile I'll just pipe /dev/random directly into my cortex.

12/05/2003 21:45

#16

saik
mr.nobody

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http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,58736,00.html

you see, in fact, his muddled jumble of verbal vomit is actually at the cutting edge of emerging new media artform. get with the times old man, if you don't understand it, don't knock it out of ignorance.

13/05/2003 00:24

#17

Rapier
Rapp

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That 'bob' guy should have replaced Gay Byrne. x0n, you should try crack to stimulate the dopaminergic receptors of your neural'cortex'. In pursuit of hedonistic, insightful, intelligent and interesting knowledge that may lead to you producing one, yes, just one 'visually' decent column or news item that tallies more than 5 replies. I will help you make it on the mass media front.

13/05/2003 00:49

#18

melachi
Nasty fucker

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x0n is clearly a smartyman. Probably as smart as Sherlock Holmes.

13/05/2003 10:44

#19

x0n
PROMODE

i get pwned every day

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I'm clearing losing my touch. I was hoping to start an argument. Jag förstår inte.

Hej då, gimps.

- x0n

13/05/2003 19:39

#20

x0n
PROMODE

i get pwned every day

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Rapier, if only your wit was as sharp as your pseudonymous self-labelling. Rather than debate this act of taxology, I feel that if words like 'dopaminergic' are being bandied around, I must expiate my position by injecting eight large rocks of crack directly into my urethra.

Ah.

Yes, that's better. I'll concede your point, my columns have been shit. I'll pull the finger out of my arse and put it to good use interviewing some more moronic Swedes (even if they do have superstar status on esreality).

Takers?

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