saik mr.nobody

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| i just had to post a column to tell everyone about my incredible 2nd place finish at the official darkside lan 8 all ireland quakeworld all time champion of the universe duel competition (todsl8aiqatcotudc). a little history, there have been literally _no_ qw tournaments for a few years in ireland. players like melachi, vin, mp, jedi, myself and zero have always wondered who was top dog. even with all the hype vin didnt turn up, because he had an 18th to go to, and secretly, he knew he wasn't up to it. in the end , zero won. all hail the quakeworld champeeeen of the woild. for the prize he took home a very nice 5.1 creative speaker set.
shevy_> was lan good?
04:05pm saik> yeah it was good
04:05pm saik> had a good laugh
vinnit> cunting dreamweaver wont let me move image
<`zero`> you are all gay
04:06pm saik> oka
vinnit> all the gays know who they are hey ronan
04:06pm saik> oh lol
baz__> how wont it let u move image?
<`zero`> vin did you sleep well last night? thought you may have been
disturbed by the earth tremors emanating from my gaff in lucan from
all the savage loud music comin from my pc
04:08pm saik> what the fuck was that
04:08pm saik> i dont get it
<`zero`> neighbours callin in
<`zero`> cops
04:09pm saik> you had a houseparty
<`zero`> then the cops said "hey those speakers shouldnt be here, they should
be in someone elses house, a guy called eamonn deegan"
04:09pm saik> im not allowed have any more
04:09pm saik> hahahahha
vinnit> haha
<`zero`> no u fool
04:09pm saik> hahahahahhahaah
vinnit> some cunt for one cunt
04:10pm saik> 'fucking take it'
04:10pm saik> hah vin u loser
04:10pm saik> to think me and zero totally own in the qw standings
<`zero`> dan, you are seeded 2nd in ireland in qw
<`zero`> thats ahead of vin
mindphuck> "todays news - ireland now has a new all ireland quakeworld
champion, his name is zero"
04:10pm saik> way ahead of vin
<`zero`> miles ahead of vin
04:10pm saik> so far ahead of vin
<`zero`> sure the last tiem there were seedings vin was a n00b
mindphuck> totally ahead of vin
04:11pm saik> he needs glasses to see us
<`zero`> telescope
<`zero`> hubble
04:11pm saik> which
04:11pm saik> he needs to see his dick
04:11pm saik> but that isnt the point!
mindphuck> but hang on
mindphuck> did he get laid ?
<`zero`> not
<`zero`> no
mindphuck> no?
<`zero`> he says he did
04:11pm saik> no?
04:11pm saik> ah man
<`zero`> maybe she was asleep
04:11pm saik> that must suck
mindphuck> oh the shame of it all.
04:12pm saik> and to think i got laid friday (blatant lies)
mindphuck> not getting some fucking huge ass speakers and not getting some
fucking huge ass
04:12pm saik> and lanned the next day
mindphuck> thats terrible
<`zero`> no bird and no speakers
<`zero`> hes ignoring us hoping we will go away
vin times out
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