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John
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some people have being annoying me to update my column, so here it is, to please the people.
the first thing i’d like to discuss is germans. now don’t get me wrong, i don’t hate the fuckers, but i think they should be held responsible for the last 2 world wars the have caused. i mean the country and its political views have killed millions of people in the last 100 years, and virtually get away with it? now, i’m not expecting that they should be all locked up for the next few hundred years, although it does appear fair when i think about it, but i think every german nick should have a symbol beside it, making it clear on public servers that they are indeed german, and that if we engage in a game with one, we know to accept an apology for the war.
what sort of badge should they wear i hear you ask. well, i think the ‘star of david’ badge would be a very suitable choice. after all, if it was good enough for the jews, it has to be good enough for our german overlords…. oh wait…they lost both wars – scrap the overlord bit, lets call the german losers instead.
i think there should also be some form of punishment imposed on germany, just like after world war i. maybe something along the lines that every year, polish familys can cross the border and blow the shit out of germany, and maybe round up some prisoners to be brought back to poland, and kept in their back gardens, treated like animals. we could make it into a treasure hunt, where the polish have to find the best hitler look alike. after all, this is what germany did, and they seem to have gotten off fairly lightly… i reckon there is money to be made here. image being able to walk down to the shop and able to buy some prime free range german. in fairness now, they do make great pet, why i have 3 myself, and ever since i got them my house hasn’t been broken into.
i hope they introduce this new scheme soon, as i know of this well off german family in a small village with a nice tv that i really want. they probably have loads of other cool stuff they bought with the money that was left to them when their father died, and he got it from looting some jewish homes and taking their valuables.
now a lot of you may say, this is racist, but it isn’t. its not as if i’m rounding up germans to put into death camps to be tortured, experimented on, starved and killed. its called accepting responsibility for your countries actions, something we all do, right? i mean it was just over 50 years ago that these people started hunting down jews, and putting them in death camps as if they where animals. and now they expect to hunt and kill you online! don’t stand for this; you’re in the right always, not the germans.
the next thing i want to talk about is buggies on buses. as a lot of you know, dublin bus updated their buses with new ones, which allow some 15year old scumbag who’s had 2 kids and is leeching a rake of your tax money every week in child benefit, and single parents allowance to wheel their buggies onto the bus without folding it. this is fine, as there is comfortable room on the bus for 2 of such said buggies. fine.
but lets take this morning. i get on the bus on my way to work, and there was some knacker 16year old single mother type thing with a buggie right in the middle of the isle, blocking the entire path of the bus. the designated buggie spot on the bus where taken with some illegal immigrant kid and its mother who is also making me pay a fortune in tax and another buggie with 5 bags attached – the mother and 4 knacker friends.
so, anyway, myself and 3 other people where trying to make it past the buggie blocking the isle, and the dumb bitch just stood there, probably thinking where the next can of dutch gold or wherever was coming from. now, let me point out something to you, these people are the germans of the buses, blocking up everything, like they have a right to, and have the nerve to think they are in the right!
well, i was having none of it. like i said its up to each and every one of you to put a german in its place. i said to the young tart, “would you not fold the buggie up and sit on a seat with the kid on your lap please?” only for the bitch to reply “mouid yer oown fuckin business roigh” not too sure what she said, i don’t understand german.
a person behind me, who got on at the same stop as me then said “stop being silly, your blocking the whole way, there isn’t enough room for your anto spawn here” only to have the tramp reply “oil fukeng do wha oi whant, fock off” at this stage, more people got on the bus, and there was a pileup of people right up the driver. he then started to shout down the bus “can you move down to the back please” where one of the kind people informed the driver of the sluts’ actions.
needless to say, the driver sorted it out, he fucked the bitch off the bus because she refused to fold down the buggie. that’s justice. don’t let these german’s of the buses get away with stuff like this, the bus is for everyone, not to be conquered and claimed by a german, which they think they are in the right to do.
getting back to the german issue, i think that’s why the game, return to castle wolfenstein is so popular. you can join a server and you can bet all those germans are on the nazi side, meaning we can join the axis side and kill them! the only thing missing is the ‘star of david’ symbol beside their nicks, but hopefully that will be sorted out in a future patch for the game.
and for those who are wondering, yes i am taking the piss in my usual bad taste… but it’s a damn good idea.
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