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| the emergence of clan n8z breathed fire back into the belly of the irish quake scene. chivalrous rivalry ressurected betweens the tribes, the boy scouts recieved payment to evacuate to the wicklow mountains to learn new types of knots for bondage sessions in later life. thus the vast horde of sweat nerds took occupation of their modern art muesum/boy scout club hall. the battles commenced resulting in legions of biohazardous materials left in the wake of the rival factions shooting pixels - it would make a forensic detective puke. suddenly the sun begins its triumphant rise and wakes the lightweights up with its eye stinging rays capable of producing 1000 hz at 1024. standard nerds becomes humans readying themselves for a return to normality whilst the lolnerds remain, extracting every penny of the entrance fee and driving the esb closer to nuclear energy production.
neurotransmitters fubar from nicotine, caffeine alcohol and watching the bouncing pinging tankjr. depression and fatigue and beginning to creep in from the pain of the 25kg monitor ramming into your balls when the cars suspension is forced to act. the visualisation and re-enactment of lolnerds actually saying 'lol' instead of laughing are your only saviour from the gushing pain of the monitor. however these days are over, quake3 is dead, long live the king.
if you have been keeping in touch with the development of new games by reading previews, interviews or more importantly by playing the demos you must fear for the future of deathmatch as much as i do. the eloquent , frenzied, hectic-paced sheer destruction of plain and simple deathmatch has surely been fossilized by q3. i have a sneaking pessimistic feeling that q4 will not offer what its 3 predecessors had in abundance and will fail miserably of advancing deathmatch games by offering a transparently souped up doom3 deathmatch type of game and physics. the vast sea of hysterical id software fans will take a while to figure out its the postmans baby yet again but alas they will. games arent getting better ladies, marketing is.
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