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| 1. Fall asleep until the last 15 minutes. Wake up , say " oh geez , better get cracking " do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early
2. Get a copy of the exam , run out screaming " Andre Andre I've got the secret documents "
3. If it is a maths / science exam , answer in essay form.
4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam . Aim them at the supervisors left nostril
5. Talk the entire way through the exam . Read the questions out loud , debate the answers with yourself out loud . If asked to stop , yell out " im sooo sure you can hear me thinking " Then start talking about what a jerk the superviser is.
6. Bring cheerleaders
7. Walk into the exam sit down. 5 minutes into the exam loudly say to the supervisor " I dont understand any of this ! . .i . . i just dont understand " burst into tears and blow your nose on their shoulder.
8. Bring a gameboy 4 tamagotchi .
9. On the answer book find a new way to refuse to answer all question
10. Bring pets
11.Run into the exam room looking around frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the superviser , and say " They've found me , I have to leave the country" and run off
12. Run into the exam , stand up , rip up the paper into small pieces , throw them into the air and yell out " Merry Christmas " Say you lost the first one . Repeat the process every fifteen minutes
13. Do the exam in chalk , crayons or flourescent markers
14. Come into the exma wearing slippers , a bathrobe and a towel on your head
15.If its an essay question answer using numbers and symbols
16. Do the entire exam in another language. If you dont know one , put html codes in it. For maths / science exams try using roman numerals
17. Bring things to throw at the supervisor when he / she isnt looking . Blame it on the person nearest to you
18. As soon as the examiner hands you your exam , eat it
19. Walk into the exam with an entourage . Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the supervisor to let them stay , be persuasive. Tell the superviser to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay
20. Every 10 minutes , stand up , gather up your things , move to another seat , continue with exam.
21. Turn in the exam after 30 minutes. As you walk out start commenting loudly on how easy it was
22. Do the entire exam as if it were a multiple choice or true / false test. If it is multiple choice spell out interesting things ( BABE , DCCAB )
23. Bring a black marker . Return the exam with all the questions and answers completly blacked out.
24. Get the exam . 20 minutes into it , throw your papers down violently , mutter something about needing your fix . Using your compass and a fountain pen try to inject yourself with tippex
25. Arrange a protest before the exam starts ( i.e. Threaten the supervisor that whether or not every ones dont they are all leaving after 1 hour to go for a drink )
26. Show up completly drunk ( completly drunk menas at some stage you should start crying for your teddy bear )
27. Every now and then , clap twice rapidly. If the superviser asks why tell him / her " the light bulb that goes on above my head when i get an idea is hooked up to a clapper DUH!"
28. Comment on how sexy the supervisor is looking that day ( B.K. style  )
29. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak , after about 30 minutes , put on a white mask and start yelling " im here , the phantom of the opera " until they drag you away.
30. Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about.
31. Upon recieving the exam , look over it , while laughing say loudly " you dont really expect me to waste my time with this rediculas drivel , Neighbours is on !"
32. Bring a water pistol with you .
33. From the moment the exma begins hum the tune to friends. Ignore the supervisors requests to stop . When they finally get you to leave hum the monkees theme tune.
34. Start a brawl in the middle of the exam
35. If the exam is Maths make up the longest proof possible and have pi and imaginary humbers in all of them . alternativly answer every proof with " coz i said so " . If it is a written exam relate every thing to your own life story37. Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed as you have bad circulation
38. Bring cheat notes for another exam and staple them onto the exam with the comment " Please use the attached notes as you see fit "
39. When you walk in complain about the heat . Strip.
40. After you get the exam call over the supervisor , point to any question , ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him / her
41. One word : Wrestlemania
42. Bring balloons , blow them up ,start throwing them around
43. Try to get people in the room to wave
44. Play frisbee with a friend on the other side of the room
45. Bring some large, cumbersome ,ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice
46. Get deliveries of sweets , flowers , balloons , telegrams etc .. sent to you every few minutes througout the exam
47. During the exam , take apart every thing around you. Desks , chairs any thing you can reach
48. Complete the exam with every thing you write being backwards at a 90 degree andgle
49. Bring a musical instrument with you , play various tunes. If you are asked to stop say " it helps me think" Bring a copy of the students hand book with you , challenge the examiner to find the section on musical instruments in state exams. Dont forget to use the term " Told you so !"
50. Answer the exam with the " top ten reasons why our supervisor is a boring sap "
36. Come in wearing a full knights outfit , complete with shield sword horse and damsal in distress ( damsal shold be very noisly in distress )
]GT[Hot-Ice
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I had to play from my m8ts ISDN coz mine was b0rked! Thanks for the mini tourney! Hope to see another one soon..
