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| lucutus posted this ages ago and thought it was very funny have a read.
what it is to be l33t....
wednesday, december 15, 1999, 22:51
you gotta love irc...
[c0li] i once had so many blue "impressive" logos floating above my model that i crashed the server.
[c0li] sometimes when i`m playing nightmare bots and i start to get those yellow "excellent" symbols above my head
[c0li] i get so many that the framerate drops to about 5 fps
[c0li] so i can no longer see what direction the bots are moving in
[c0li] but i still know where to shoot
[c0li] so i have to deliberately miss just to keep the framerate manageable.
[c0li] tomorrow i`m due to play dc.giant on q3tourney2
[c0li] i`m going to try to beat him using nothing but rotating on the spot
[c0li] if i time it right i can frighten him into the precipice
[c0li] hope the final version comes out in uk soon
[c0li] i`m getting bored of playing 4 nightmare bots with me on 25 handicap and using nothing but buzz saw
[c0li] when you win maps on q3tourney2 against 6 people from clan [9] simply by constantly scaring everybody down the precipice near the armour&teleporter, you can`t help but be big-headed
[c0li] i never even pressed fire.,
[c0li] in fact i don`t even have fire bound to any key
[c0li] or movement
[c0li] i just jump at exactly the right time to scare them off
[c0li] final score was 0 to me, and -6 to hakeem, -7 to nikodemus, -10 to xenon
[c0li] yes i have played dr
[c0li] i played 5 of them on the longest yard
[c0li] thresh, maka, unholy, d2b2, immortal and frick
[c0li] i made heavy use of the quad buzz saw
[c0li] to bring home a comfortable victory
[c0li] yes - they claimed to be tired
[c0li] they said they were jetlagged after having had to walk from their sitting room to their bedrooms to get to their pc`s.
[c0li] also, at one point in the game i deliberately (and unknown to them) engineered for them to be lined up in a line.
[c0li] at this point i railed them and got 5 kills and one near kill
[c0li] whereupon the guy who i didn`t kill cratered 1 second later
[c0li] at one point i air-rox`ed thresh after he grabbed quad (i let him get it).
[c0li] he died and dropped the quad, it was falling off the level
[c0li] so i did an inverse rj, actually using the blast force to fall faster than the quad, caught it
[c0li] then quad-rj`s off thresh`s falling body to get back up onto the level
[c0li] simultaneously grabbing the 100h and railing unholy
[c0li] they said i was the best player they had ever played
[c0li] but said i couldn`t join deathrow because i would take all the limelight
[c0li] so i put my handicap up from 25 to 50 and wooped them hardcore
lol
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