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 21/06/2002   irish weather4585 views | 24 replies 
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40 degrees-californians shiver uncontrollably. - irishmen sunbathe.

35 degrees-italian cars won't start. - irishmen drive with the windows down.

20 degrees-floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats. - irishmen throw on a t-shirt.

15 degrees-californians begin to evacuate the state.- irishmen go swimming.

zero degrees-new york landlords finally turn up the heating. - irishmen have the last bbq before it gets cold.

10 degrees below zero-people in miami cease to exist.- irishmen lick flagpoles.

20 degrees below zero - californians fly away to mexico - irishmen throw on a light jacket.

80 degrees below zero-polar bears begin to evacuate the artic. - irish boy scouts postpone "winter survival" classes until it gets cold enough.

100 degrees below zero-santa claus abandons the north pole. - irishmen pull down their ear-flaps.

173 degrees below zero-ethyl alcohol freezes. - irishmen get frustrated when they can't thaw their guinness.

297 degrees below zero-microbial life start to disappear. - irish cows complain of farmers with cold hands.

460 degrees below zero-all atomic motion stops. - irishmen start saying "is it just me or is there a nip in the air?"

500 degrees below zero-hell freezes over. - irishmen support england in the world cup!!!!! gwan brazil!!!


 
 

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01/07/2002 15:28#1
s10
Tim bleeding stab yeh wi a frying pan


Arsybum

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the only reason england supports ireland is cause irish descendants = half of the english population , bless the horny little men & women of ireland & the rc church
 
 

21/06/2002 09:58#2
anonymous





i aint cheering for u again, silly cunts fo with scotland

anonymous
 

21/06/2002 11:31#3
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ah now don't cry. A lot of people did support England......(but they were english).

In fairness, there aren't many men on Earth with the willy-power to lob semen 30 yards.....
 
 

21/06/2002 11:35#4
anonymous





was a good cross but i still reckon irelands penelty skills r better, GWAN THE SPAIN

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21/06/2002 12:16#5
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21/06/2002 12:36#6
anonymous





ENGLAND

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21/06/2002 20:42#7
Spaceman
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As Becks said Semen was the best keeper in the competition!! (snigger)
 
 

22/06/2002 02:30#8
anonymous





lucky no1 said ireland were good at peno's, just love the accuracy of them guys, they also had a nice easy group

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22/06/2002 09:28#9
The_Stranger
Malcolm




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I'm sitting here wondering why some people who are British but not English really hate to see England do well, Before I go any further I would like to point out that I consider myself British first and foremost, I also happen to be 1/2 Scottish and 1/2 English altho I was born and raised in London. Whilst growing up I have, at various points in my life, whole heartedly supported England to the exclusion of Scotland, and also whole heartedly supported Scotland to the exclusion of England.

My current position is that I support all the teams of the British Isles (England, Scotland, Wales, Ireland, and Northern Ireland) when they compete against some one else. If Scotland or England were to play Wales, Ireland or Northern Ireland, then I would support Scotland or England, and if England were to play Scotland, I would find myself in a massive inner turmoil. I want to see both sides do as well as possible, and I normally just sit back and watch games of England v Scotland knowing that I am in a win/win situation. Living in England for 27 years I guess I do tend to be slightly biased towards England, however, I have always wanted to represent Scotland when it comes to actually competing for a country (I have had this belief since a 13 year school boy, in a central London school, and I had the piss ripped out of me when other people found out about this dream. I have managed to represent Scotland twice now as Captain of the Q3 CTF Squad (not quite what I had in mind when I was 13!)

Calling England shite when they reached the last 8 of the world cup, and are in 12 place in the cocacola/fifa list - if England are shite, what does that makre Ireland, who only made the last 16 and are in 15th place in the fifa list, or Scotland who didn't make the last 32 and are 54th on the list, Northern Ireland who also didn't make the last 32 and are 90th on the list and finally Wales who (you guessed it) didn't make the final 32 and are 96th on the list. Before you call England shite, think what that makes yourself. England may not be the best Football team in the world, but it is certainly not the worst, and indeed is better than 95% of all the countries in the world. So calling England shite at football calls 190 countries worse than shite at football.

Like I said before I don't have a problem supporting the other "home nations" mainly cos I have been to these countries, found that I share a lot in common with them (language, tastes, styles, etc) have been treated warmly, and have come away feeling that they are on the whole "the same as me" If I had had negative experinces with these countires (or more importantly the people from these countries) then I would feel justified in not wanting to support them, and imo this is the only reason you should not support your close neighbours. If you look at Scandinavia, you see countries like Norway and Finland backing sweden to do well, and on the face of it they have less reason to do so, than us in Britain. Of course if Norway were playing Sweden, then I would expect Norwegians to support their own country

I just hope that all the people that live in the British Isles and are not English, but love to see England fail have had a bad personal experience with England or English people everytime they have experienced the country or it's people. If not then I can only assume you are are too thick to have your own oppinion count and are just going with the flow to look cool

The other charge often levelled at England is the over-reaction of the media if England do well (ie England beat Argentina so they will now win the World Cup) I have 2 things to say about that:


1) The English press are like that, extremist, one little win, and England are the best team in the world, one little loss and they are the worst team in the world, there is no middle ground with the Press.

2) Whats wrong with a bit of pride in ones own national team, There is no point in Entering somthing if you are not trying to win it (or at least do as well you can in it) If England had not conceded those goals either side of 1/2 time (2 momemnts of madness really in an otherwise decent [not brilliant, but decent] performance against one of the best teams in the world, then they would be in a really good chance of the Title, as it stands Brazil are now in that position, and I expect them to make the final, and barring any similar lapses by their own team to win it.


I am sure I have a lot more to say on this but It is too early on a Saturday Morning, I have a raging headache, a sore throat, and 2 kids to find breakfast for, so this will have to be your lot.

 
 

22/06/2002 10:12#10
M1ke
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this might explain it a little better :


Johnny Vaughan/ArdalO 'Hanlan interview
Here is an extract from the Johnny Vaughan show at the weekend -for those of
you who missed it:
Vaughan is interviewing ArdalO 'Hanlan (aka -Fr. Doughal McGuire from Father
Ted)

JV: Ardal, many congratulations on the late goal against the Germans
(cue much cheering among predominantly English audience).

Ardal: Cheers Jonny, it was a great occasion for us
(cue more subdued cheering this time).

JV: So Ardle, could you please answer this burning question "Why, given that
we English are always delighted to see the Irish team do well, do the Irish
fans dislike the English so much?!!"
(cue a collective inquisitive 'yeah?' from the audience).

Ardal: Well, Jonny I'd say that was more down to the 800 years of repression
to which you've subjected our people, and the fact that you still occupy 6
counties in our country more than anything else......................
(cue one guy standing and clapping his hands as loud as he possibly could
amid a very quite audience...!!!)

 
 

22/06/2002 16:01#11
Vinnit
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irish people arent british stranger and dont take kindly to people saying they are, and while im here gwan brazil
 
 

22/06/2002 16:55#12
dyna`
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fucking excellent m1ke

 
 

22/06/2002 19:12#13
The_Stranger
Malcolm




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...with the easy one.

I only mention Britain once Vincent, the rest of the time I refered to the British Isles which includes both parts of Ireland, Scotland, England Wales, and numerous other little islands.

and as to m1ke, I don't know enough history (much to my charign) to comment on 800 years of repression, but I will take that as read for the moment, however I think it is wrong to let past acts (that tbh have nothing to do with me, you, or the current English squad) affect how you see another nation and it's citizens.

As for the comment about occupying 6 counties, I really don't care if Northern Ireland is Irish or British, all I know is that some people want it to British, some people want it to be Irish and some want it to be independant, and tbh I think that the only people who have a right to decide are the people who live there.

I believe there was some sorta vote (when Ireland became free of Uk rule - forgive my lack of history for ignorance re the date) and the counties that wanted to be leave the UK formed The Republic and the ones that wanted to stay formed Northern Ireland.

That is why UK claims them, and why I assume the UK 'defends' them from the various terror groups over there. The current crop of UK governments don't seem too keen on refferenda, but imo that would be the best solution, altho given the highly mixed population, there is always going to be at least one group of people who doesnt get what they want.

Now I know I am way out of my depth here, and I don't want to offend any one (if I have that wasn't my intention and I appologise, blame my ignorance if you will)

Malc

 
 

22/06/2002 20:34#14
M1ke
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yes you could sit here and talk for fkin hours about it tbh. You're right though - fuck what went on in the past it's over.



The only reason you see people still pissed at england is that it isn't the past ... up until only a few years ago there was terrorist actions in N.I, bombs going off north and south.... so the history is still very much alive to people here.



i also quite resent the label british isles, they should really revise it imo.
 
 

22/06/2002 22:57#15
Vinnit
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ya stranger i realised that after i posted but didnt bother correcting myself my history is a bit hazy but northern ireland had a large protesttant/english population and part of our independence treaty was that northern ireland would remain part of the uk until our own government settled in and there would be alot of trouble from the protestant/unionist community etc but they didnt give it back and there was alot of trouble in the north in the 20's similar to whats gone on in recent years. So the counties did not choose to go to the uk the cathlolic community were forced. Not starting an argument here just stating some (hazy) facts, that there was no vote etc. Anyway ronaldinho lobbed semen from 35 yards, nice one
 
 

23/06/2002 21:27#16
The_Stranger
Malcolm




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i also quite resent the label british isles, they should really revise it imo


I didnt use it to offend, thats the official name, and I don't know another to use...
 
 

24/06/2002 12:16#17
Jay
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I fully understand your situation stranger. I was born in England and more than half of my family still live there. I've lived in Ireland all my life except for the first 18 months. Because of my ties with England, I fully support them all the time and even try to stand up for the english when people put them down. To be honest though, when Ireland went out of the world cup the feeling of depression was much stronger than when England went out. I suppose that is because I feel closer to Ireland. Like you said if England are playing Scotland, then you are in a win win situation, I feel the same if and when Ireland had to play England, although I would prefer to see Ireland win (since I live here).

I have a couple of things to say....
1. Mike pointed out that up until a couple of years ago there have been terrorist bombings in NI, well they also happened in London, yet the English still support/like the Irish.
2. I was talking to a guy from Bulgaria whom I live with, and he said to me that Bulgaria has a similar history with Turkey, as Ireland has with Britain. Turkey took over Bulgaria and wrecked the country. Bulgaria had one of the best economies in the world, and Turkey took that from them; now they have one of the worst. Most Bulgarians feel anger and hatred in their hearts towards the Turks. However, it's kind of the reverse in Ireland, since England didn't ruin an irish economy, but created/strengthened it; Now Ireland has one of the strongest economies in the world. Understandably the Irish still have hatred in their heart towards the english since they were oppressed in a brutal and cruel way. I think that the Irish should look past the oppression and look at what they have, and not what they had.
3. The Irish would still be speaking Gaelic if it wasn't for the English. This is probably not a good thing though since Ireland basically lost a large part of it's culture because of the english, which is another reason for the hatred and deep hurting the Irish feel.


Anyway, I suppose I just think that people should always look to the future with an optimistic attitude and not at the past with a pessimistic outlook on the future.

When we look at the English and the Irish in more of a football context, England have the WORST supporters in the world, the stereo type is that of a violent, ignorant, loud, beer-bellied, barechested, lager-drinking oaf, singing "ENG-UH-LAND ENG-UH-LAND ENG-UH-LAND", with the attitude that England cannot be beaten by ANYONE. Is it any wonder no one wants the English soccer team to do well? As for the Irish they are not 'probably', but 'ARE', THE BEST supporters in the world. Everyone loves them, is it any wonder the English support Ireland.... EVERYONE does!
 
 

24/06/2002 12:40#18
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Malc,

A certain (small?) amount of Irish people really like England.

A certain amount of Irish people really really dislike England and probably always will. I come under that category, I'm not going to go off listing reasons and certainly don't want a stupid political debate here because a webpage isn't the place for it.


But to be honest, the majority of Irish people are relatively indifferent towards England in general but taking history into account would still cheer against them in soccer/whatever. That's where most Irish people would be placed, I suppose. It's not some vicious hatred for all england and it's people, it's just a nice little boost to see England not do well. I mean let's face it, Brits were over here killing Irish people for near on 800 years, it's a fact that we all know. I think it extremely sound of most Irish people to put that aside and simply express it in a "boo" when England are playing.

As regards "British Isles" :

From the wikipedia Encyclopedia:

The British Isles is the term commonly used, though not accepted in Ireland, to identify the group of islands off the northwest coast of Europe consisting of Great Britain, Ireland and the many smaller adjacent islands.
The term "British Isles", despite the politically suggestive use of "British", refers to these islands as a geographical--not a political--unit, although the Channel Islands are only included due to their political association. Politically, the group of islands is divided between the United Kingdom, the Republic of Ireland, the Isle of Man, the Bailiwick of Guernsey and the Bailiwick of Jersey. The last three of these are British crown dependencies, but not part of the United Kingdom.
Many people in Ireland and the Irish diaspora dislike the term "British Isles" because it may suggest incorrectly that Ireland is British. In cases where what is being referred to is the two largest islands, the term "Great Britain and Ireland" can be used. Of course, in those cases, the term "British Isles" would not be appropriate to begin with. Unfortunately there is no suitably brief term to refer to the island group as a whole; "Great Britain, Ireland, and surrounding islands" gets at the basic meaning, but at the cost of conciseness. Some writers may choose to avoid referring to the island group as a whole in order to avoid giving offense, although there are of course cases where this cannot be done while preserving the intended meaning. In the context of the Northern Ireland peace process the term "Islands of the North Atlantic" (IONA) has been used as a neutral term to describe these islands.

 
 

06/09/2002 20:39#19
anonymous





I'm from Croatia and I must say that those people from Scotland who see themselves as Brittishs are such a fools. You know, we were in Yugoslavia, and we were always Croatians, so should Scots be Scots. Nation Brittish or Nor. Irish does not exist! Nor. Ireland should be part of the Republic, but bastards from England took it away! Can anyone reply and explaine to me will Scotland ever gain independence?


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25/08/2003 01:11#20
anonymous





I'm a little late in posting this, but it's worth responding to.....
I'm a Scottish nationalist, and yeah like most of you I don't particularly enjoy seeing England doing well in sporting events. However, despite my being of a mixed Highland/Co.Limerick background it disturbs me to regularly see both English and ROI football shirts being worn by Scotsmen in a bid to give themselves an identity which is either catholic or protestant. I know many a Scot who has neither crossed the border or the water but would sooner wear an England/ROI shirt than a dark blue one....My point is that Ireland and England are polar opposites as far as the Scots are concerned, we have a lot in common with the Irish lingustically (Gaidhlig and Gaelige are quite interchangeable depending on dialect), musically and historically, but no more than we do with the English. It seems that Scotland and Ulster will always be the cultural battle ground between Eire and England and it is to Scotland's detriment that one culture is being lost at the hands of two others which for one reason or another can't co-exist properly.

macionmhuinn
 
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